this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake: anon existed happily Gay: lets daddy Satya penetrate their machine

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Satya? Microsoft doesn't own Dropbox. You're thinking of OneDrive.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure, but it's Microsoft that allows 3rd party BS to be automatically re-installed!

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry. My mister crabs meme folder is on my other phone.

Here's a picture of a real crab instead I guess