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[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you guys have wives. so he's just like you but without a wife, he has to show us instead.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

we are all his wife awww 🥰

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Yuck 🤮 I want a refund