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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You doubt Jesus Hong Christ?

That's it, Wing King Shi Dakai Lord of Five Thousand Years is going to escort you out of the Heavenly Kingdom.

Now you won't ever get to eat grass with the Heavenly King.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 3 points 22 hours ago

No no no! The true second coming of Christ was Sun Myung Moon!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Pfft, imagine believing Jesus was in Nanjing. He clearly traveled through Siberia to rural Japan where he changed his name to Torai Tora Daitenku, all thanks to his Japanese brother Isukiri who went to Jerusalem to replace Jesus on the cross.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirisuto_no_Haka