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Snort idea. Get there fast and get them down. If, as the article says, the most deaths happen in the first 120 seconds, then time is of the essence to stop them as quickly as possible.
Then again, they could just start feeding people properly and make guns harder to get. But since those are apparently not an option, I guess this is a "best of a bad situation" kind of deal.
Nailed it! Anyone have more cocaine?
Gotta admit, I have no idea how that one happened.
Autocorrect? Feels like I’ve been drafted this iOS beta cycle.
I can’t possibly be the best choice to train their new AI. I failed every English class but one.
NO!!
*snff*
Oh man… I just got nostalgic for Bush Jr.
Is it getting cold in here or is it just me? ;-)
I wonder if the tele-cops operating these things will get bonus points for friendly fire hits
I'm giving 5 to 1 that within the first three months some script kiddie will take one for a joy ride around campus.