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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not American.

There are tens of millions of rabid Trump supporters with guns. They are not willing to compromise on any single issue and if you disagree with the emperor, that's treason.

How exactly are you going to win their hearts and minds while being a wanted terrorist (which you will be declared as, since being against fascism is now officially terrorism)?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Some of these comments blow me away. Guess I'm old and understand history. Which sucks cause I can't be happy and ignorant.

Trump's memo making me a terrorist for opposing, <checks list>, about everything he's doing is the scariest thing I've seen in American history.

Fuck me, I can't wear certain clothes or fly certain flags without inviting a firefight. And yes, I'll defend myself. But fuck me, I can't express certain opinions without risking my life? Fascism is here, now, today.