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Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooters (www.facilitiesdive.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by artifex@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh no, now the shooters have drones!

Stole it from the school.

Having attended school this hypothetical is entirely 100% plausible. More children will be killed by these drones then they end up protecting.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hacked drones...

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now you can do a school shooting from the comfort of your own home!