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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm assuming it refused the breathalyzer and failed the blood test, sounds like a night in the drunk tank at a minimum

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Tesla goes the extra mile by having their autonomous vehicles drive like they're drunk

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah there is zero chance they pulled over a Waymo expecting there to be a drunk driver in it unless they were just harassing people without even looking at the vehicles .

"Sir, what's that on top of your car, and are all these extra devices normal?"

If it were a Tesla that doesn't have any equipment that makes them safe enough for the roads, I could believe it because they look the same as a normal Tesla.

[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Playing devil's advocate, if I somehow didn't know robotaxis and other autonomous vehicles were a thing, I might think it was a car used for Google Street view or some sort of GIS mapping

Or if I were a paranoid cop I might think they have a bomb strapped to their roof, or cell phone jammers or some other crazy conspiracy bullshit.

True, they could be outside of their jurisdiction or new. If it were a bomb I wouldn't want to stop it though, call for backup, let's see a helicopter and a SWAT/Bomb squad show up to stop a Waymo, lol.. That new guy would never live it down.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I would expect by this point after Waymo has been on the road for 7 years... Police should know what the fuck one looks like, especially with the dozen or so very obvious LIDAR sensors all over the thing. And especially since Waymo only operates in a handful of places under special authorization by the State DOT, the police should know what they look like by now, they are not new.

We need to stop giving police the benefit of the doubt for their ignorance. Ignorance of the law isn't an excuse for regular people, why should we accept that ignorance and poor training is fine for the police?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s sf police, they have special Waymo training and everything.