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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If that’s the way you want to see it. Good luck with those many other options that aren’t really there.

I know you believe “no there’s a third option of riding fluffy unicorns into the sunset!”

No there’s isn’t. That has never been option.

As for the word my loquacious I guess I just mixed that while speed reading. I’m not really paying all that much attention to you. I’m not angry just bored.