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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits (TM), now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)

(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)