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Health Secretary Kennedy, Trump link circumcision to autism through Tylenol (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 107 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Is there EVER a time when Republicans AREN'T thinking about the dicks of children??

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago

Tricky one, tricky. It's very doubtful but maybe it's possible for them to do that when they are busy raping little girls...?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah, wheen they're defending female youth sports. They need to check the locker rooms in case there's any secret children's dicks ah god dammit nevermind