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[–] Zier@fedia.io 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We really need to build a very high, thick, strong wall around Texas. And make Texas pay for it. If you elect me President. I will make sure we build the wall!

[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

It doesn't have to be that high...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Wow. Doing retro trump roasts. Back when the outrage had such less at stake....

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

And then toss a bunch of guns over the wall and wait for the sounds of shooting to die down.