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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So do what my better half and i did - buy a ring from Etsy with a lab-grown stone.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just gift each other something practical and romantic, like a sword.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Or a stone that you saw on the ground somewhere, and just liked.