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A third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s plan (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 23 hours ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 76 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Aaaaaaand this sort of shit is why I’ve resigned myself to the fact that we’re not recovering from this, and that I need to get the fuck out.

[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 3 points 14 hours ago

Probably too late now. It takes years to get out legitimately. The cult is going to turn America into whitemanistan rapidly now that the foundations are laid.

[–] Mjpasta710@midwest.social 7 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

To where, please share?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I'm going to live on a beach in Brasil. Life may be harder, but at least I'll have the beach

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago

Don’t have a specific place nailed down yet, but somewhere in the EU most likely, or Japan (I speak the language a bit)

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 20 hours ago

The next life.