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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Audio book is my preferred, I can't do all the names in my head. Or Jess of the Shire's fabulous 30 minute retelling on a whiteboard, really impressive.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I agree, the first time I finally made it through was when I rented it on cassette tape from my local library back in high school.

I’ll have to look up the retelling!