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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The point is that America has managed to make a lot of guys richer than God by allowing them to exploit millions of people

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Seems like the only point. However, America does not stand alone in this. Humans as a whole seem to be a cancer infecting the universe. I hope we never achieve interstellar travel.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

No no.

One of my only hopes in life is that Elon Musk gets to achieve his dream of living on Mars.

I'll still live on Earth, but at least I won't be on the same planet as him anymore.

Then we can take all the rich assholes, and send em to Mars.