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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If this is Yahweh's planning, then they are in dire need of a pink slip. We should try hiring on Cthulu or Ahura Mazda instead.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

All hail Avis!