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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I'm cool with the LLM doing the manifesto. But surely you know one oligarch or pedo that deserves the Luigi treatment. Hell maybe get yourself a two for one special. I know of a very wealthy, very powerful pedo thats all over the news. Surely you can "scope" one out.