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Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says ‘millions of people’ will be living in space by 2045—and robots will commute on our behalf to the moon (fortune.com)

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You should buy ALL of the ice cream at a McDonald's and just eat ice cream until you pass out in a pile of regurgitated ice cream various types of ice cream in various stages of thawing, and of course two dozen copies of your manifesto on the evils of eating pork. Make sure it's at least a couple hundred pages long and then make a hard pivot with no explanation like 20 pages from the end to blaming the people of the Sentinel Islands for all of the world's problems, and then somehow tie it back into the pork thing.