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Dog starts house fire by chewing portable phone battery, officials say (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 3 days ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] natecox@programming.dev 146 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The important bit:

the pets escaped through a dog door and were not harmed

[–] don@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 days ago

Excellent work, carry on.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

I came for this. No interest in the article but wanted to know the dog was ok.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

Thank fuck

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

thank goodness!