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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a stoic (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Foilage!

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s when you wrap your coworker’s cubicle in tin foil as a practical joke, right?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that is being foiled again.

Foilage it is when you cover a person in leaves.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Rats, foiled again. I woulda gotten away with it if it weren’t for you foiling kids!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My wife says it like that and it drives me crazy. But I get her back by pronouncing the L in salmon.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Rushdie?
I like to pronounce the "p" in "raspberry".

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

I pronounce both 'f's in giraffe

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

H in whale in our house. Grrr