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Anon finds a plot hole (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

shit it looks like i've got all the hardware except the sail (my trike has a vertical(ish) post about the same angle we could totally pop a sail mount in or on. and i'm kind of turning my bike into a papier mache pirate frigate for halloween 2026, so this would just, uh, yeah it'd be great.

my wife blames you. i haven't told her yet, but she blames you.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

I can take it. Good luck!