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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Tense Penile Member 2.0. Some refer to it as a rock hard dick.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

I read that in Matt Barry's voice and so should you

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

According to EA

Requiring Secure Boot provides us with features that we can leverage against cheats that attempt to infiltrate during the Windows boot process. It also lets the Battlefield Positive Play team use its own features and related dependent security features like TPM to combat other forms of cheating, the most relevant of which include:

  • Kernel-Level Cheats and Rootkits
  • Memory Manipulation and Injection
  • Spoofing and Hardware ID Manipulation
  • Virtual Machines and Emulation
  • Tampering with Anti-Cheat Systems

It feels very anti-linux, and I don’t like it, but with a good number of hours in BF6 so far, I have yet to run into an obvious cheater so maybe it works.

[–] despoticruin@lemmy.zip 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The problem isn't even software running on the host machine anymore. Cheaters have long since moved to using a different machine running ocr software and handling input, then it just sends mouse and keyboard inputs based on what it sees. It's all of the advantage of esp hacks and aimbots of yore, all while being 100% undetectable as all the game sees is generic peripherals and no code other than legit code running on the main machine.

Yeah, losing the ability to run games in a VM adds a bit of complexity to the setup, but you can still plug a capture card into a raspberry pi and let it do the aiming/firing and just look like an l33t gam3r in the stats.

None of this even touches on DMA hacks that read host memory over a bus like PCIe, but that's getting into some complexity far and above the average cheating kid. Unfortunately plugging in a couple cables and flashing an SD card is pretty trivial for someone wanting to get more headshots.