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Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-Lago (newrepublic.com)

submitted 1 week ago by AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 159 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.

Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Birds of a feather rape kids together.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like he hasn't changed since epstein island

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were besties after all.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

May every day be another wonderful secret 🤩

I want someone to ask trump the following question:

"Do you agree that the letter that the left wing media alleges that you wrote to Epstein sounds super gay?"

Either he'll have to admit a letter everyone knows he wrote sounds super gay or he'll deny it essentially admitting further that he wrote it.