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[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah sometimes dogs get forced to play on the boys' team. Where is the outrage about the golden retrievers?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m a single issue voter in regards to golden retrievers playing basketball, I assure you I’m outraged enough for everyone.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 8 points 4 days ago

Thank you FartMaster69, I know I can count on you to support us