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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon uses the internet like a normie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ex-wife: "Why can't I get to these FaceBook links?"

"Show me and I'll add them to the whitelist."

"Would you just turn the blueberry pie or whatever off."

"OK. Done."

<15 minutes later>

"Why is the internet so slow."

Looked over her shoulder, pointed at the loading bits, "Ad, ad, ad, ad, ad, ad..."

"FINE! Turn it back on!"

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Is that why she’s the ex wife? /s