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[–] riskable@programming.dev 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

He should play on all the girls teams, crush it like a total badass, then when conservative parents complain that "a boy is playing on the girls team" everyone can tell them to shut the fuck up because this is the future they always wanted. One with no exceptions or grey areas to speak of.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

If we were talking about an adult, I'd agree. To an 8th grader, the idea of playing on the girl's team as a boy probably sounds like the world is ending

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

You say this like conssrvatives would even grasp the facts that they did this. You're talking about the same group who claims to live their life based on the teachings of Jesus, who cared for all, even the misfortunate. Then they turn around and cheer the dismantling of snap and medicaid with zero irony that it's what Jesus would want.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

He should play on all the girls teams, crush it like a total badass, then when conservative parents complain that “a boy is playing on the girls team” everyone can tell them to shut the fuck up because this is the future they always wanted.

He would be killed for doing this.