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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (13 children)

> Works

> Goes home

> Masturbates

> Sleeps

> Works

Why am I single?

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Don't forget watch Andrew tate and Joe rogan all night.

"Why are women disgusted by me?"

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you're suggestion is that lonely people are all dickheads... then you, sir, are a cad

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

You are a Computer Aided Design apparently.

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