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[–] verdi@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] spykee_d@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago

Hey, I have heard that before!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

I mean, I’d make the same joke about hulk hogan if there had been a parks and recs blooper about it. Assuming it is about her explicitly being a woman is a bit of a stretch.

[–] verdi@feddit.org 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Is this sexism in the room with us?

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I love how the Connect app has user notes, so I can appreciate the irony that I already marked DragonTypeWyvern as "Sexist" before.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Incels have accused me of that before, so that tracks.

Apparently pointing out their sexism is the real sexism.

For further details refer to the other dork getting mad at this comment chain to see the kind of company you keep.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You, yes. Me?

Probably a little, everyone is a product of their environment. I don't immediately claim women I don't know can't have earned their intellectual accomplishments and must have traded sexual favors for them though.

Seems pretty stupid, tbh, especially when her dad was famously a lawyer himself and she can certainly afford tutors.

[–] verdi@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I don't immediately claim women I don't know can't have earned their intellectual accomplishments and must have traded sexual favors for them though.

You: "Leave ~~Britney~~ Kim alone, you don't know her, you're sexist."

Also you: "I don't know you but will call you sexist because I didn't get the joke."

Also, did you just assume my gender?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Okay buddy conservative stuck in 2012

What's next, bitching about attack helicopters?

Fun little exercise for you:

Point to where that comment refers to your gender.

[–] verdi@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Are these "conservatives" in the room with us?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You literally just used that lmao

Cya never again.

[–] verdi@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago