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Tbh, those tests are normally done when you already have issues to determine the severity, and his narcissism does not allow any other message than "perfect score", so i would be more concerned about that his immediate surroundings wanted him to have an MRI and dementia screenings.
Maybe Trump got a perfect score for dementia. You know, 100% dementia.
He's got the best dementia. It's so hot. Everyone is saying how great his dementia is.
His test came back positive!
That's what I said the first time he bragged about his doctors saying that he doesn't have dementia: I don't think people without indicators need in-depth screenings in the first place.