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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 245 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 107 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a moron. 🤔

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I’m starting to think this guy might be an asshole. 🤔

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Guilty on these three counts, and 34 more

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

Morons And Genuine Assholes

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I dunno. Did Hillary mention it in her emails?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this guy may be mentally incapacitated.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Also a criminal and an asshole.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they guy who won the Presidency twice and has the entire government and miliary kissing his ass?

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Ye…yes…that would be the person we are talking about…

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, he seems like a bit of- pardon my language, a real jerkface!

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Look. We all know he's a big doodiehead, but a world where one can call another a....a jf...well that's no kind of civilized world at all! Think of the children! ThE cHiLdReN!!!!11!1!!!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

You're right. I went too far. I lost myself in the anger.

He represents the values of those who voted for him, or about half of US voters and all of the nonvoters in the US.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But... But... P-party of... Linc--HURL!!

Party of Abradolf Lincler

[–] pir8t0x@ani.social 3 points 3 days ago

You're only STARTING to think that?