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ICE Asked to Pause Operations for Halloween So Children Can Trick or Treat (www.newsweek.com)

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Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has reportedly requested that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and senior ICE officials suspend immigration enforcement operations in Chicago for Halloween.

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[–] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

ICE is ruining Halloween, the shutdown is ruining Thanksgiving, but Trump has one surefire way to save Christmas.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Suicide bombing an all-hands meeting of his cabinet?

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hmmm. I think I've read about plots like that

[–] Scrawny@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

Deploy the troops because the liberals have had a war on Christmas?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

he canceled christmas already