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Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has reportedly requested that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and senior ICE officials suspend immigration enforcement operations in Chicago for Halloween.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Starting to realize they’re the baddies?

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A democrat asked ICE barbie, sadly this did not come from above, and based on the response I expect they'll ignore him.

edit: They told him to fuck off, the posted pictures of their agents driving around in unmarked vans, wearing halloween masks. Fucking hell.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Demonstrating that they’ve always known, and just haven’t cared.