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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That outfit is straight fire though.

Overalls are always sexy AF, the knee-high rolled cuffs show off the 'too cool to give a fuck' combo of socks and slippers, but the shirt's on the opposite side of the color wheel for maximum contrast, and the yellow hat adds to the cartoonishly cheerful look.

It's an outfit that screams both "look at me!" And "lol i dgaf". I would absolutely wear the hell out of that outfit. I wouldn't accesorize it with a handgun though.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

From the grainy screenshot, he looks exactly like Farmer Fran from The Waterboy.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The beauty of handguns is that they go with anything.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago

I hear that lethal projectiles are very slimming.