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11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931
>>158997375 (OP) #
>psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing
>tell him I like doing "image edits"
>he asks if l ever post them
>l tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentialy seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously
>he gets really interested and asks to see
>show him over 100 original pepe edits
>he says he's seen the character before
>next session
>him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me
>they ask more about my memes
>show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views
>show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through
>get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment
>doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

As the psychologist of the patient referenced in the story, I'm incensed at the suggestion it is untrue. My credentials are on file with all the relevant authorities if you must check.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

As the frog referenced in the story, I'm incensed at the fact that it is no longer Wednesday, my dudes.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Not any more, your credentials were revoked for violating patient confidentiality.