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11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931
>>158997375 (OP) #
>psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing
>tell him I like doing "image edits"
>he asks if l ever post them
>l tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentialy seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously
>he gets really interested and asks to see
>show him over 100 original pepe edits
>he says he's seen the character before
>next session
>him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me
>they ask more about my memes
>show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views
>show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through
>get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment
>doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 164 points 9 months ago (9 children)

And in other things you've read about on the Internet, I have a 14 inch penis.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 75 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Same. My wife had to get me a couple girlfriends just to give her a break.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] confi@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 9 months ago

you mean his wife, right?

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