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And in other things you've read about on the Internet, I have a 14 inch penis.
Same. My wife had to get me a couple girlfriends just to give her a break.
We've all been there
you mean his wife, right?
They are identical brothers.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
Only 14?
Amateur. I've grown my penis 20 inches in the last 10 weeks and you won't believe how.
If you don’t physically split her in half on your comically long, literally firehose scale horsecock, do you even fuck?
He just like me fr