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[–] calabast@lemm.ee 100 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man duplicates a head injury.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] abcd@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[–] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[–] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a head injury.