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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives (consequence.net)

submitted 1 week ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

Trick question I did that shit last year.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 26 points 1 week ago

I'm in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.

Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

"Secondary trauma" is fucking real. 🥹

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