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[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get it to play tic-tac-toe against itself. Problem solved.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How about a nice game of chess?

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, let's play global thermonuclear war

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Pulls out an 8in floppy to war dial.