Same with porn. But I'm building a shake-power generator for fleshlites so it should balance out the power it pulls. Saving the earth one jack-off at a time.

Charging a hybrid car battery only takes 253.4 jerks. Pretty soon we will be expanding our charging service to parking lots across America and Canada! Most of them already have people willing to do it for you already ...they were doing it there anyway... Win/win.

Powerjerk (tm), we make perverts work for you!

Just roll up and say "Hey Jagoff, I need to get to x!" And you'll promptly be taken care of.*

*Do not give them drugs to speed up the process. We are serious about our drug-free workplace.

Edit: steal my idea and I'll find you

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I have an ancient hermetic method of getting off that requires neither computer or phone. Enquire within if you seek this ancient knowledge.

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Please elaborate

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For only $99 USD all will be explained via a one on one Webinar.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

What a deal! I can't lose!

load more comments (14 replies)