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Trump-appointed board renames Kennedy Center to 'Trump Kennedy Center' (www.rawstory.com)
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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jesus H. Christ

[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jesus H. Trump-Christ - FTFY

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

More like TRUMP Jesus H Christ. He can’t stand playing second fiddle to anyone or God. Gotta have first billing, Donny!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've always wondered what the H stood for.

Homeboy?

HillthatIdieon?

Hank?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It stands for Harold.

Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

.........wouldn't that be Gods middle name? Jesus was the son.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The father, the son and a ball of fire are all the same guy

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's a hot mess .. because of the fire .. and time travel or something ..

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you just reply to yourself? And he's the hot mess???

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Ha haaaa nice one

[–] human@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or as Sean Connery would say, JesusH Christ