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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hook it up to a hose and squirt fans with blood through a hole in his neck!

[–] modus@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

AI slop isn't AI slopping for once

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

Gwar has taught me that people love being sprayed with blood.

[–] BarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh man it could be like a gwar concert!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I commented almost the same thing before reading this 🤦.