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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 123 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Alone.” Pfft. Do you think she was alone for the first 200 years of her life too?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life!

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Then why didn't you charge them?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

See you in six days.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

4 at a time. They were lined up tip to tip at each hand for maximum efficiency. This is a job buddy.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I dont need centuries to successfully run backwards through a field of dicks.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iirc, yeah basically. Marcille aged faster than other elves and slower than the other races of humans, so she basically never had friends growing up. That's her entire motivation for going into the dungeon, she wants to find a way to equalize the race's lifespans so that no one has to go through what she's gone through anymore

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Well yeah but the text mentions elves, not half elves. I think that the pic is only tangentially related and just because they confused Marcille's ears as elf ears.