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Folks, I think we've got ourselves a brand new sentence here.
It sounds like a story from a very young child with very vivid imagination. Sure, Kevin, a floating sauna, that's enough shrooms for you today.
Young child, shrooms? Are you sure you're not the one on shrooms?
Yeah you got to make sure they start off with the mild stuff.