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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I tried to be surprised.

If you hand socially disenfranchised young men a bit of power, they WILL abuse it.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

43 is young? Thanks, I needed that.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He's ~~young at heart~~ ~~a spring chicken~~ ~~in the prime of life~~ an emotionally stunted manchild.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago

This guy is not disenfranchised in the least? He works for the fucking federal government

[–] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

~~socially disenfranchised young men~~ middle-aged married men in positions of power

FTFY

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

thats what those young men turn into