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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry, what's the action you want corrected?

I don't want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

That said, the fine folk distributing meth aren't exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.