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Sanders tells Oz it’s not ‘cool’ that robots performing ultrasounds in Alabama (thehill.com)

submitted 1 week ago by AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“These funds will go to empowering rural hospitals, strengthening their workforce, modernizing facilities and technology, and ensuring that rural Americans get world-class health care in their own community, right smack in their own community, like they’ve never had it before,” Trump said. The fund will not make direct payments to rural hospitals but to states that filed for the “rural health transformation plans” with Oz.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guess we learned nothing from the PPP.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 week ago

Working as designed.