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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (15 children)

Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. ~~Can't~~ It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.

Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.

I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If they're going to stereotype people to detain them there's nothing wrong with stereotyping them back. It won't kill them to pack their own lunch.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Define the type? Middle aged white dude? Maybe fat, maybe not. Maybe bald. Maybe not?

Most don’t have visible Nazis tats.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Groups of white, bearded, men in sunglasses and baseball caps, walking around puffed up with authority. It's either ICE or cops, either way, fuck em.

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