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Russian President Vladimir Putin has received an invitation to join the U.S.′ “Board of Peace” for Gaza, the Kremlin said Monday.

Kremlin Spokesman Dmitry Peskov said Moscow would study the details of the proposal to join the peace council created by U.S. President Donald Trump late last year.

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Crosscommented from https://lemmy.ca/comment/21177187

Real "Ministry of Love" shit right there.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Blair and Rubio named on senior executive of Gaza 'Board of Peace'
The former UK prime minister and US secretary of state will sit on the "founding executive board", the White House says

I don't get it. I suppose it's from 1984; what was minilove and how does it relate to the headline?

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In 1984, it is revealed that the "ministries of" are not ironic nor accidental - they did not become twisted versions of their namesakes. They are so named to intentionally destroy the thing they are named after.

Ergo, "Ministry of Peace"

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

and how does it relate to the headline?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems that the commenter suggests that calling it ‘board of peace’ is disingenuous.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Now I get it. I guess I didn't see the most obvious there.