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[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I only saw five of these, but here are my reviews:

  • Man of Steel - dumb and gray
  • Batman v Superman - awful
  • Wonder Woman - okay, until the very end, where the writers decided to throw away every theme they've been building and just have superheroes hit each other
  • Aquaman (genuinely don't remember which one) - awful
  • Birds of Prey - dumb, but kinda fun ngl
[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I loved Wonder Woman, but by having Ares actually be responsible for the War, completely fucked up the moral that Wonder Woman was learning in the film.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I havent even heard of a handful of them. I just found out The Suicide Squad exists.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Batman v Superman was insane. They tried to stuff like seven movies into one, and because there was no thematic consistency throughout the entire thing, it was just a hot garbled mess.

Why would you shoehorn the death of Superman into the ending of a Batman v Superman movie?